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hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations
by kingboy3 March 5, 2015
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Sugar Glider

A young female at or around the age of 18 who often lies about her age in order to gain entry to bars in order to flirt/hook up with older guys. Often found in a bar, the name stems from the Sugar Glider's tendency to be fairly new to the world of alcohol, and as a result, she can often be found drinking the most sickeningly sweet concoctions available at the bar, and will refuse beer of any kind. Accompanied by older siblings that helped sneak her in, the Sugar Glider's companions often are too drunk or preoccupied to realize she is masquerading as a 21 year old college junior. The Sugar Glider's main targets are healthy looking males in the 21-26 age range. The damage is twofold: 1) The unsuspecting male may run into very serious legal problems depending on the actual age of the sugar glider. 2) The companions will take flak from friends and family the next day for allowing the Sugar Glider out of their sight long enough to create trouble. If you suspect you have encountered a Sugar Glider, it is best to playfully attempt to verify her age by looking at her ID, asking her companions her age, or by asking her questions about things in life outside of high school. Sugar Gliders often exhibit signs of being drunker and louder than anyone else in the bar, and are known for often spilling their drinks on the floor or other people and playfully squealing "Ohhhh maaah gawwwd. I'm sooo sorrrry!".
I made out with some chick at the bar last night. It's a good thing things didn't go any further because she turned out to be a Sugar Glider.
by HunkasaurusSex January 12, 2009
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Billy goat hang glider

Young teen minority does hard anal sex with a MILF after fisting her with olive oil used as lube. Meanwhile, Teen Titans hentai is being played in the background
“Oh Jimmy Fallon this feels great, what is this new technique of anal sex we are doing?”
“A lot more where that came from, Zendaya. Billy goat hang gliders will be served all night.”
by frenchtoastmafia69 July 17, 2019
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sugar glider

A gay man, usually young and attractive, who utilizes anal sex to lure and use rich, typically older gay men into being sugar daddies.
Wally is such a sugar glider. That's the third guy he's gotten to pay his car note for him.
by fancy boots July 19, 2012
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glider

A glider is a woman with a loose and very well lubricated vaginal region allowing a gliding effect upon entry of the male penis.

To be a true glider however, some may argue that the woman must be fully aroused for the optimum gliding effect though some have reported an effortless glide on un aroused and often sedated females.
"she's a pure glider n that"
by Blegteg May 18, 2008
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Jungle glider

Glider is reference to the space where your ass cheeks meet and jungle is used when refereing to an abundance of hair. Therefore jungle glider would be the space between your ass and is also very hairy.
I was running my penis through this girls glider and boy let me tell you, she had a bad case of the jungle glider.

Look at that girl over there with her pants hanging down, you can see she has got a case of the jungle glider.
by J-tweezy June 24, 2005
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sugar glider

someone who provides emotional support in exchange for material support in a relationship, synonymous with sugar baby or bbg; counterpart to a sugar daddy. sex is often part of the exchange, but let’s be real, if being a glider was just about getting someone off that would be so easy that everyone would be doing it.

people who work several marks, or are just openly polyamorous, tend to call themselves gliders instead of babies, probably because of the freedom that “glider” implies. term is usually only spoken between providers, not with the johns, who would rather use custom pet names instead of transactional titles. glider is significantly gender-neutral and age-neutral, making it more a versatile term, ie. with tech workers, where the person providing emotional labor is probably older than the person with the dough.

derived from the f***ing adorable marsupials that steal your heart while crushing your soul with their big black eyes.
i get more respect from my marks ever since i evolved from sugar baby to sugar glider
by fish trap July 17, 2018
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