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deep gargle

When yo girl got your dick down her throat and your balls in each cheek.
Yo my girl was so horny last night she pulled out the deep gargle on me.
by JennaTools October 3, 2017
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gargle mayonnaise

Man that bitch can Gargle Mayonnaise like a vacuum
by Sanity of Insanity January 13, 2007
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best drink in existance.
Take the juice form one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady oders of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.
Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
by annon. February 9, 2004
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Sack Gargler

A Teabagger who has swallowed the Tea Party ideology, has no knowledge of the Tea Party platform, and just parrots right wing, mostly false talking points
Did you hear that sack gargler falsely mention that Obama had raised your taxes?
by nugzstradamus November 9, 2010
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Ball Gargler

one who gargles someones balls with their mouth
my friend was sleeping and i made him gargle my balls.
this fuckin bitch is one great ball gargler.
by the gobblers January 25, 2009
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Chode Gargler

One who sucks such an exorbitant amount of chode that he/she has achieved 'gargler' status, meaning that he/she, instead of gargling on mouthwash in the morning and night, gargles on a massive chode instead. Indicators of a chode gargler is an extremely large mouth, as it has been stretched by the chode.
"Hey man you're teeth look really yellow, have you been using mouthwash?"
"No I gargle chode instead, I'm a chode gargler!"
by Eric Clay January 15, 2015
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Gargle-fuzz

The soft pubes that stick to your lips and in between your teeth after deepthroating some hairy dick
Goddayum baby! that Gargle-fuzz makes you look so.....attractive? no that cant be right, when was my girlfriend ever attractive??
by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022
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