garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

by BananaHat63 March 16, 2017

Kick It Into High Gear

To hit the ground running. To make things happen with a quickness.

We need to finish this project by 5pm today. - time to kick it into high gear.

by TheCreative June 29, 2016

Fifth Gear Slide

When driving a car with a manual transmission, the fifth gear slide is performed by shifting from fourth to fifth and continuing to move your arm on to your partners knee

I took Amanda out for drinks last night, on the way home I got to finger her. All thanks to the fifth gear slide.

by korozion November 9, 2008

Metal Gear Rising

A Metal Gear game loved by some fans but not all, mostly due to the game not surrounding Snake, but surrounding a badass cyborg samurai dude with white hair who somehow stops time to slice you into tiny bits while very loud and good music plays in your ears.

Person 1: "Metal Gear Rising sucks. It's a complete change and the protagonist is not even that cool."

Person 2: "Okay, but can you beat the games OST?"

Person 1: "Fuck."

by GalaxyRaiderYT February 8, 2022

grinding gear

grinding gear - noun
Pronunciation: (grind-ing gear)

Clothes women wear when they go out to the club or a party. Can usually be found at your local "Forever 21" store. Can sometimes can be mistaken as a synonym for "slutty attire". Makes most men lose their mind when they see a woman wearing one. Can also usually lead a man to buying a girl a drink at a club. Typically, women who wear it end up grinding some dude on the dancefloor in the club, hence the term.

"Hey girl! You can make a grown man cry with that grinding gear you got on. Let me buy you a drink!"

"Check out that chick by the bar. DAAAAMMMN! That grinding gear is complementing everything her momma gave her!"

"Girl, we going clubbin' tonight! Put on your best grinding gear and get ready to party!"

by XtremeNinjaXxX September 28, 2011

Metal Gear: Rising

An extra Metal Gear name, making Jack "Raiden" the main character. He is also known as, "The Badass Ninja Guy From 2, 3, and 4". He is a cyborg.

This game is getting all true Metal Gear fans excited, because of the shocking ending of Metal Gear 4.

MG Fan 1: DUDE, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT Metal Gear: Rising!?!?!??!?!
MG Fan 2: YEAH, I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!
MG Fan 3: I came.

by Kyuwrath December 4, 2012

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.

A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.

by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016