Romulan Grapefruit

Having sex while watching Star Trek and you Vulcan Neck Pinch the other person's boob.

I gave her the good ol Romulan Grapefruit last night and both their tits went to sleep.

by Bagofhotdogwater May 5, 2019

Thirty Dollar Grapefruit

An egregious overcharging perpetrated on a captive audience

The high price of life-critical drugs in developing countries is a thirty dollar grapefruit of the highest order.

by Mr. Grapefruit March 2, 2009

Grapefruit Method

The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.

Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!

by Grapefruit method September 8, 2016

grapefruit syndrome

when ones balls swell due to injury or fatigue.

Alex got kicked in the balls and now suffers from grapefruit syndrome.

by Sir. Qweefs A lot July 12, 2011

Grapefruit

A word used instead of grateful

"Im so grapefruit for this gift mum!"

by Mike Hunttttttttt June 16, 2020

pink grapefruit

Looks like a nice pink pussy and then you taste it and it's like you licked a battery.

I just ate a pink grapefruit and almost threw up- bitch!

by Nuts Magee April 3, 2011

Grapefruit spooning

Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.

I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable

by Magog_Dog August 24, 2018