Furnace

Man's greatest invention, and a common mispelling of Refrigerator.

Super R-E-Tarded Dog: "Duhhhh, Furnace." - While reading Refrigerator.

by S-u-p-e-r R-e-tarded D-O-G December 8, 2006

furnace

The general term for the external and some of the internal female genetalia. All of the mons pubis, the vulva, labia and vagina ending with the cervix. So named for the heat it exudes.

I couldn't wait to see her sweet, wet furnace.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit December 14, 2006

Furnace Run

scary place near Tarrtown that bloody people jump out in front of cars randomly or just a fun place to scare someone by pretending to be a bloody person that jumps out in front of cars randomly. (Like how I scared Ashley Minteer really bad one night)

Murphy: "Hey we'd better take Furnace run to get to my house, its the fastest way."

Mo: "Ok, go."

Me: (jumping out) ROAR!

Ashley: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Bastard Ro June 16, 2004

Sex Furnace

When you and your girl friend are making love under the sheets that it gets so warm you feel like your boiling.

"Damn baby" "what hun" "I think it feels like a Sex Furnace"

by Northern Punk February 19, 2014

Basement Furnace

When one slices the cap off of a hot pepper and uses it to apply the burning irritant to the rim of a girl's asshole, finishing by inserting said pepper into the vaginal crevasse.

Mildred mentioned that she wanted to spice up our sex life...so Thaddeus gave her the Basement Furnace

by The Boondock Saints October 22, 2008

the furnace

Someone so incredibly hot and hunk-i-licious that you can't sleep in the same bed with them otherwise you will be overcome with sweat and desire.

"Oh man, I was sleeping with the furnace last night and I just had to get out of there because I was sweating so bad and I was so horny, though I couldn't possibly do it again because my coot was allready sore from his huge penis."

by Spankjob30000 January 2, 2006

funances

finances reserved for fun activities.

"His vacation plans were modest because the vacation fund (aka funances) had already been tapped."

by CentralDogma March 8, 2015