When your dad sneaks into your room in the middle of the night wearing a t-bone steak costume and then rubs A1 steak sauce all over your slumbering nipples. He then ejaculates into your dress socks.
Jesus Christ dad it's a fucking school night...can't you give this porterhouse fuckchild horseshit a rest already? I'm 22 years old, i'm not a god damn kid anymore!
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Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.
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Get the Fuckwhittery mug.The extremely raunchy sexual act, knowns as piledriving the fuckhole, is when a woman is folded over somewhat like a folding chair, and a man inserts his schlong into one of her orifices.
The fuckhole is any place that can be railed viciously in a sexual fashion. Use your imagination.
Sometimes, fuckhole can simply be used to make your conversations more interesting.
Synonyms: Bulldozing the fuckhole
The fuckhole is any place that can be railed viciously in a sexual fashion. Use your imagination.
Sometimes, fuckhole can simply be used to make your conversations more interesting.
Synonyms: Bulldozing the fuckhole
1. (To the tune of wrecking ball) - " I came in like a wrecking ball, I surely bulldozed your fuckhole, I used great form on cue, so I could...pile drive youuuuu"
2. Do you mind if I insert my penis in your fuckhole?
3. Would you like to come to my fuckhole and drink some wine?
3. I piledrove her so hard in her fuckhole last night, my dick is no longer able to be hard. For now.
4. (to the tune of wrecking ball again) - "I came in like a wrecking ball, my name is (insert your name) fosho. You're a hoe....bounce on my pole then I...bulldoze your fuckhole.
5. Would you mind coming over and...piledrive my fuckhole?
6. I bulldozed her awesome fuckhole.
2. Do you mind if I insert my penis in your fuckhole?
3. Would you like to come to my fuckhole and drink some wine?
3. I piledrove her so hard in her fuckhole last night, my dick is no longer able to be hard. For now.
4. (to the tune of wrecking ball again) - "I came in like a wrecking ball, my name is (insert your name) fosho. You're a hoe....bounce on my pole then I...bulldoze your fuckhole.
5. Would you mind coming over and...piledrive my fuckhole?
6. I bulldozed her awesome fuckhole.
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