Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015

FREETARDED

Being under a spell of non defineable unhuman naturalistic fluency; a person or creature that has long surpassed any train of thought which memory or coherence could exist. Theories exist that the name comes from those who first experience these phenomenon location-based near 56°n and 4.2 w

(not friendly; approach with caution)

Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!

There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!

by I n d i c a l March 30, 2022

faptarded

Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.

The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.

by daisymercedees August 1, 2011

Fuktarded

The Past tense of fuktard

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

RITarded

A word used by Rochester Institute of Technology students to describe the delirious state of mind an RIT student encounters when consuming copious amounts of legal and illegal intoxicants, largely through alcohol, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, alleged "red tar" opium and many more used both in single and combined usage.

"Sup biatch, lookin to beat, lets say you and me get RITarded and then fuck nasty in the back of my Alero, sound aight?"

by DZAK47 December 29, 2007

fretarded

retarded or in such a nonsense way of speaking

u r so fretarded or that is so fretarded!

by Taylor and Katrina June 5, 2005

fagtarded

To act gay or behave homosexually as typically seen in faggots.

Get away from me you fagtarded fagmo!

by kill fags January 26, 2006