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FREETARDED 

Being under a spell of non defineable unhuman naturalistic fluency; a person or creature that has long surpassed any train of thought which memory or coherence could exist. Theories exist that the name comes from those who first experience these phenomenon location-based near 56°n and 4.2 w

(not friendly; approach with caution)
Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!

There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
FREETARDED by I n d i c a l March 30, 2022
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freetarded 

When someone loses all common sense in regards to something, because they have been in a constraining situation keeping them from doing it for so long. Usually refers to when someone has been in a relationship for so long they forget how to get with members of the opposite sex.
John: Ever since Joe and his ex broke up, he's hasn't been able to get any poon.

Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.
freetarded by Rain_Storm December 21, 2010

freetarded 

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.
When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.
freetarded by mrgerbek December 29, 2009
A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.
"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."
freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

Frerarded 

A term for two real life people being shipped together, taking its name from a famous example of this, Gerard Way x Frank Iero
“Lily and Alex totally got Frerarded!”
Frerarded by SoLongAndGoodnight September 2, 2022

fetarded 

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.
Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.
fetarded by arnie123 April 22, 2010

Freaktarded 

There's a cannibal that moved in next door, it's freaktarded.

"What happened to Jenny?"
"I don't know it's freaktarded."
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