Forex

A complete waste of time in which people attempt to make money out of nothing in a sort of modern day alchemy.

One of the few jobs in the world where nothing is created or contributed to the world yet people think you have to be smart to do it.

Buying 1 currency "vis-a-vis" another then selling it later hoping to make a gain - buit invariably actually losing more than 50% of the time which one would think is impossible.

Forex is an abbreviation of Foreign exchange

by Marche Man August 28, 2009

Fonejack

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic. (Used in the television show 'Fonejacker', shown on E4.)

I'd like to get a fonejack, by Terry Tibbs.

by Fats Million August 22, 2007

forexify

To Diversify in Forex.

Mr. Wong forexified 10% of his portfolio.

Forexify with hyeFX to maximize return on your investment.

by Mushegh Tovmasyan May 14, 2005

Assassin Fone

1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin fone!"

by Assassin Fone Inc. January 2, 2009

foned

fucking owned foned

as in sports if a defender gets juked out of his shoes the player who got by that defender the player might say "Oh, I just foned your faggot ass!"

by Coyote90 July 28, 2006

Fonejack

v. 1. to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic

Kayvan Novak knows how to Fonejack!

by Michael RW Jenkins August 21, 2007

Fone

Open to interpretation, but normally swear words. It can be used to confuse people or to occupy a group of people when seriously bored.

Bob: I was going to fone her yesterday.
Jim: Why didn't you?
Bob: Courage is hard to get these days, ya know...

by Big Gik May 1, 2013