fonex

another way of saying ‘fuck’ or ‘shit’

‘fonex!!! I’ve just missed my bus!’

by portugalesh August 17, 2023

FONEE

Fear Of Not Enjoying Enough

counterpart to FOMO.
Happens when one is doing some desirable activity, but is overwhelmed by the fear that they are not "in it" and not enjoying the moment enough.

(while watching a sunset)
- isn't this view amazing?
* I know, but I am constantly thinking about work, and I'm having really bad FONEE because of it.

by flekkie_ April 27, 2022

Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.

I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.

by sgjailr December 28, 2007

foneclips

Video clips for video enabled cellphones.

Foneclips are video clips specifically designed
to be downloaded and later viewed on a cellphone.

by John Keening December 7, 2006

fonem

people whom someone hangs with
;click, small gang

"Ay tell fonem hurry up I don't feel like waiting for yall

by dlornx June 23, 2014

sail fone

The term one "African" uses to explain a certain cellular telephone (one caucasian male/female may call "portable") inside ones pocket mostly the front pocket to avoid unneeded disastrous situations in which the device becomes smothered by bottom sweat and bleu cheese dressing (conveniently located in the rear pocket of most levi jeans)

nigga yous gots ta gots yo sail fone (nigga!)
...umm sir you spelled "phone" incorrectly

by pcrisp jcrisp dgrr September 11, 2005

fonejack

to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce
esp. to divert it from reason and logic

operator: hello
fonejacker: hi can i have the number for hoomve(hmv) please.
operator: im sorry what?
fonejacker: hoomve.
operator: sorry could you spell that?
fonejacker: yes H M V.
operator: hmv
fonejacker: yes hoomve
operator: no its not prnounced hoomve its hmv
and so on and so forth till the operator hangs up

by curt michales August 26, 2007