counterpart to FOMO.
Happens when one is doing some desirable activity, but is overwhelmed by the fear that they are not "in it" and not enjoying the moment enough.
(while watching a sunset)
- isn't this view amazing?
* I know, but I am constantly thinking about work, and I'm having really bad FONEE because of it.
The term one "African" uses to explain a certain cellular telephone (one caucasian male/female may call "portable") inside ones pocket mostly the front pocket to avoid unneeded disastrous situations in which the device becomes smothered by bottom sweat and bleu cheese dressing (conveniently located in the rear pocket of most levi jeans)
nigga yous gots ta gots yo sail fone (nigga!)
...umm sir you spelled "phone" incorrectly
to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce
esp. to divert it from reason and logic
operator: hello
fonejacker: hi can i have the number for hoomve(hmv) please.
operator: im sorry what?
fonejacker: hoomve.
operator: sorry could you spell that?
fonejacker: yes H M V.
operator: hmv
fonejacker: yes hoomve
operator: no its not prnounced hoomve its hmv
and so on and so forth till the operator hangs up