Smash Her Flaps In

Slang term referring to the desire to have sex with a woman.

"Yeah I'd well smash her flaps in!"
"Her flaps need a good smashing!"
"I'm guna take you home and smash your flaps in till they fall off!"
"I'd love to smash your flaps in!"

by seany_baby April 22, 2009

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Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.

Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

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FAPSMEG

FAPSMEG is the cheesy malodorous gunk that grows on penises and brains of Christian gay-bashers. Seen mainly in Rhode Island.

Brian had a really bad case of FAPSMEG until Maggie licked it off.

by MarcoD January 16, 2013

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fapstalgia

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.

Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.

by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014

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Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.

Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!

by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

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Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

by UrVile February 15, 2019

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