floorgasm

The act of reaching the climax of sexual intercourse while in a non-elevated position; having an aforementioned climax on the floor or ground as opposed to a raised surface.

The couple rolled off of the bed and experienced multiple floorgasms.

by lokoike October 25, 2006

Floorgasm

Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.

A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.

What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.

What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.

Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.

Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*

Jack Johnson: Let me do it,

Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*

Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?

Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*

Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...

Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!

Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*

by Tzah September 23, 2007

Floontanged

When some dumbass gets owned by someone else no matter what the excuse is. The term usually refers to those playing video games.

Louis: Bro what the hell man, that guy killed me so fast and I was lagging.

Jay: Ya ok kid, you got floontanged scrub

by Jslol February 24, 2011

floondarnk

When an action is so retarded is baffles the imagination.

i.e. Using your phone to update your Facebook/Twitter status to ask people to call 911 for you.

Status update: Help me! I am stuck in my car! - updated from mobile.

first commenter: that is so floondarnk. FAIL

by 1658 January 12, 2010

floogal

Efficiency amongst numbers, especially when dealing with currency.

Just give me $15 instead of $16 since $15 is more floogal.

by Da_Truth7 January 31, 2016

floorgasm

fl~oor·gaz·um( P )
n.

1. To reach the peak of sexual excitement on the floor, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure. While on the floor a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals will follow, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male all over the floor. Also called climax.

Example - Billy was masturbating and fell out of his bed onto the floor. He continued to masturbate and at the point of climax hit a (floorgasm).

by Kritzinger January 7, 2006

floorgasm

The act of masturbating while on the floor, and wiping the aftermath on it as well.

I just had a totally badass floorgasm in my sister's room last night, I hope she didn't get her foot stuck where I wiped it...

by doomsong123 February 5, 2007