by felipe999 June 2, 2008
Get the fleto mug.A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.
Relationship
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.
6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.
6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
by greason January 20, 2010
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A super hot guy in general and crazy kind guy. He's super smart too. He's hard to find but when you find him never let him go. He'll be the greatest thing that's ever happened to you. Go out and find yourself a Fletcher
by Jamal Hawkins January 10, 2017
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Person 2: “I’d go as far as to say that they’re flaptacular!”
Person 2: “I’d go as far as to say that they’re flaptacular!”
by Jean-a throwerrr March 24, 2018
Get the flaptacular mug.a flectra is a kind of ransomware that copies your work and then publishes it for free on the internet after rebranding it
WTF! I just got flectraed, someone took this book i was writing, put their name on it and published it
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
by xx_flex_xx March 7, 2022
Get the flectra mug.A homo who's stuck in a time period such as the eighties, he can either be young or old, this one homo wears nuggie huggies (aka tight spedo like underwear) also wears a beat down leather jacket, and is either married to his nasty crackwhore of a wife who goes to beat down bars and smokes out of her vagina or he stays home and spends the night with rosey palm and her five sisters at his mothers house which is his place of residence and listens or sings Fleetwood Mac in his underwear
Fleetwood Sac
Dean: Who's that faggot yelling at people up on the stage, he's like 50 and he sucks
Paul: Oh that's John, we call him Fleetwood Sac, or Fleetwood, over there is his nasty-ass wife with her legs spread smoking a cigarette with her loose lips and shoving coke up her ass, that turns him on I guess.
Dean: Who's that faggot yelling at people up on the stage, he's like 50 and he sucks
Paul: Oh that's John, we call him Fleetwood Sac, or Fleetwood, over there is his nasty-ass wife with her legs spread smoking a cigarette with her loose lips and shoving coke up her ass, that turns him on I guess.
by KingJericho December 4, 2014
Get the Fleetwood Sac mug.Fletch Daddy could step on me with her boots, choke me with a croissant, then break a bottle of tequila over my head and I’d thank her
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