Flet 

A unit of measurement describing the resonance of a fart. One flet can be described as an individual "pop" in a fart. The word is derived from the sound a "fret" make as a finger passes down the neck of a guitar.

Did you hear that moist ripper? It must have contained 30 flets!

Flet by Colosseros January 1, 2015

flet 

a harry asshole that can be braided easily

Tom's flet was reamed after quidge

flet by Oliver Quidgeums August 31, 2005

Flet 

A Fat Lazy Entitled Troll (Flet), is usually an uneducated person going to places or forums giving their unsolicited opinion on how a certain company should conduct their business, or how someone should conform to his beliefs.

That Fletover spammed an entire forum about how he didn't get his 2 for 1 special at a grocery store when such a deal doesn't exist, and then went on a rant at a local Subway of why they should have all day breakfast.

Flet by Chang Qou May 28, 2018

flet 

A flet is generally short stout man. He has long blond hair and a sexy trimmed beard. To call upon on you must yell, " Who Dat Flet?!" Flets are extremely rare. They are U of M fans and bring a left handed snag to the table. If you have ever seen Brendan Gibbons you know what a Flet is. They have NO QUIT so do not challenge them, for they are quick;)

"Who Dat Flet?!".. " Man shut the fuck up.... i'm taken a shit!"

flet by Andre Deon Youngsten Jefferies February 19, 2012

flet 

to have sex.

"I fletted my boyfriend last night."

"I just wanna flet tonight."

flet by lawlzzlwal February 2, 2010

flet 

Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.

Fletcure cures no flets.

flet by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

Max flet 

he is bad at fortnite, like really bad, he is a bot if you come across him when you see his gamer tag

Amazing person and a pupil bot and he is bad at fortnite

More people will see him as a person bot, he is Max flet

Max flet by Fortnite Funny February 20, 2019