Flap Noodle

A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.

I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.

Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.

I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.

The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.

My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.

by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

by Roobeer October 10, 2020

Flap fishing

when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.

as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.

by docdebauch January 21, 2008

Flap Juice

When your balls sag down low enough to cover your asshole like a flap and you let a wet fart leaving behind some juicy residue on your balls called flap juice.

Pull over I need to wipe off this flap juice from that fart I just let out.

by NationW January 23, 2014

flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.

My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.

by borc June 19, 2021

flap rot

when a womens vaginal lips are rotting away or she has a vile STD

'that old bint has a serious case of flap rot'

by bettyrobbo April 21, 2007

Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017