Feature ransoming is the act of withholding crucial functionality from users of website publishing software or platforms, in order to extract more money from the users. Sometimes this is done by tiers called plans. The lowest tier like "free" with have scantly the bare minimum of features while the highest tier, usually "business" holds the best and most useful features at hundreds of dollars per year.
"I don't know which web platform to use when they all engage in feature ransoming and none offer a newbie like me any good features at affordable prices."
by MeaniePooPie May 10, 2021
by ckerr16 March 13, 2008
In a night club or walking down the street and you see a chick with slut features who you know would just take dick got that real slut look about it !!
by Mother_Fuckin_WHAT September 25, 2009
In contracting (particularly Software Development), the natural tendency of the customer to continually request small additions which were not part of the original specifications, gradually reaching critical mass.
Dilbert: "Your requirements call for 4000 features! You realize that no Human would be able to operate a product with this level of complexity?"
Customer: "Good point. I'd better add 'easy to use' to the list."
Customer: "Good point. I'd better add 'easy to use' to the list."
by Joe Gallagher July 09, 2004
using a feature of something (device, website, etc.) for a purpose it wasn't meant for, to the point where it irritates other people.
by krist0ph3r January 29, 2009
1. A person with features alikened to a fuck.
2. The characteristics of a person which relates to their fuckability.
2. The characteristics of a person which relates to their fuckability.
"right fuck features?"
That girl has poor fuck features, she should put the cheeseburger down and get to the gym and hen have a shower cos she's boggin.
That girl has poor fuck features, she should put the cheeseburger down and get to the gym and hen have a shower cos she's boggin.
by Dickflem December 20, 2004
When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.
Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.
Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!
by P187 July 19, 2011