Fuck features

1. A person with features alikened to a fuck.
2. The characteristics of a person which relates to their fuckability.
"right fuck features?"

That girl has poor fuck features, she should put the cheeseburger down and get to the gym and hen have a shower cos she's boggin.
by Dickflem December 20, 2004
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Bum warrior

1. A person who fights using their bum as a weapon.
2. A person who rampantly relishes in the glory of bumsex.
by Dickflem December 20, 2004
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