Definitions by Dickflem

Bum warrior 

1. A person who fights using their bum as a weapon.
2. A person who rampantly relishes in the glory of bumsex.

Goeff Capes is a big bum warrior.

Bum warrior by Dickflem December 20, 2004

Fuck features

1. A person with features alikened to a fuck.
2. The characteristics of a person which relates to their fuckability.

"right fuck features?"

That girl has poor fuck features, she should put the cheeseburger down and get to the gym and hen have a shower cos she's boggin.

Fuck features by Dickflem December 20, 2004