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Fatmans Hammer

A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.
Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.

Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea

Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!

*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
by TheLegendaryFatmanHammer April 6, 2014
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shatty Fatmas

Song by A.F.I from the album very proud of ya
"dude whats the name of that song your listening to?"

"shatty fatmas by afi"
by ironside37x July 5, 2008
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fatback

A term of utmost hatred used to define someone with a weight problem; this term should not be used in reference to someone who could kick your ass, only in situations where the fatass is totally immobile or just a pussy.
Hateful Person: Put those Cheetos down you fucking fatback
Fatback: Dude, I'd hit you if I could get up off this bed.
Hateful Person: Yeah, you're fuckin-a right you grotesque fatback mother-fucker.
by Raagers October 18, 2004
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fatmaxxing

A term used on 4chan's /lgbt/ board to refer to the technique of deliberately gaining weight in order to soften one's bone structure or accentuate features such as hips in the hopes that it will improve passing chances, a process typically (but not exclusively) undertaken by transfeminine individuals.
I thought my shoulder-to-hip ratio was going to be the death of me as far as passing goes but after fatmaxxing my hips have filled out enough to where it isn't an issue anymore.
by fullbodyphallo October 1, 2022
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Fat Mac

A variation of the classic McDonald's Big Mac sandwich in which the standard hamburger patties are replaced by quarter-pounder burgers via special order.

This restores the sandwich to the original glory it enjoyed upon its introduction in 1968 before the burgers slowly shrank over decades until the present when they are dwarfed by White Castle patties.

Because the flimsy sesame seed buns haven't had a real burger placed on them in decades, the Fat Mac special order violates the use-as-directed warranty and may result in injury or Special Sauce spillage. For this reason it is customary to cut the sandwich into quarters and treat each fourth as if it were a dainty canape.

The Super-Size Fat Mac Value Meal is traditionally eaten in celebration of the breaking of one's diet.
1.
Customer: "Gimme a Big Mac with quarter-pounder burgers value meal with large Coke. And I'm gonna go with a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cos it's fish."

Teller: "One Fat Mac meal, one Filet-O-Fish would you like to Super-Size that?"

Customer: "Oh yes."

2.
Glutton 1: "Gater holy shit you ate three Fat Macs?!?"

Glutton 2: "Burp! Are you gonna eat those chicken nuggets?"

Glutton 1: "You are a Golden God!"
by Sergeant Hoze July 24, 2008
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fatman huo

a rather douchy chinkerdinker known for making rude jokes and blatant cockblock. extremely fat and also known for having small balls and small veins. also very insistent on not giving a shit about anything, making it very difficult to defeat him.
ME to girl: hey u wanna hang out later?
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.
by 123 PEBRO 321 May 7, 2010
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fattack

aggressive behavior from a person who is grossly or morbidly overweight, i.e. fat
Dude, leave that chick alone or you might get fattacked.
by fringeling June 6, 2009
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