A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.
Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
by TheLegendaryFatmanHammer April 6, 2014
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Get the shatty Fatmas mug.A term of utmost hatred used to define someone with a weight problem; this term should not be used in reference to someone who could kick your ass, only in situations where the fatass is totally immobile or just a pussy.
Hateful Person: Put those Cheetos down you fucking fatback
Fatback: Dude, I'd hit you if I could get up off this bed.
Hateful Person: Yeah, you're fuckin-a right you grotesque fatback mother-fucker.
Fatback: Dude, I'd hit you if I could get up off this bed.
Hateful Person: Yeah, you're fuckin-a right you grotesque fatback mother-fucker.
by Raagers October 18, 2004
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I thought my shoulder-to-hip ratio was going to be the death of me as far as passing goes but after fatmaxxing my hips have filled out enough to where it isn't an issue anymore.
by fullbodyphallo October 1, 2022
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This restores the sandwich to the original glory it enjoyed upon its introduction in 1968 before the burgers slowly shrank over decades until the present when they are dwarfed by White Castle patties.
Because the flimsy sesame seed buns haven't had a real burger placed on them in decades, the Fat Mac special order violates the use-as-directed warranty and may result in injury or Special Sauce spillage. For this reason it is customary to cut the sandwich into quarters and treat each fourth as if it were a dainty canape.
The Super-Size Fat Mac Value Meal is traditionally eaten in celebration of the breaking of one's diet.
This restores the sandwich to the original glory it enjoyed upon its introduction in 1968 before the burgers slowly shrank over decades until the present when they are dwarfed by White Castle patties.
Because the flimsy sesame seed buns haven't had a real burger placed on them in decades, the Fat Mac special order violates the use-as-directed warranty and may result in injury or Special Sauce spillage. For this reason it is customary to cut the sandwich into quarters and treat each fourth as if it were a dainty canape.
The Super-Size Fat Mac Value Meal is traditionally eaten in celebration of the breaking of one's diet.
1.
Customer: "Gimme a Big Mac with quarter-pounder burgers value meal with large Coke. And I'm gonna go with a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cos it's fish."
Teller: "One Fat Mac meal, one Filet-O-Fish would you like to Super-Size that?"
Customer: "Oh yes."
2.
Glutton 1: "Gater holy shit you ate three Fat Macs?!?"
Glutton 2: "Burp! Are you gonna eat those chicken nuggets?"
Glutton 1: "You are a Golden God!"
Customer: "Gimme a Big Mac with quarter-pounder burgers value meal with large Coke. And I'm gonna go with a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cos it's fish."
Teller: "One Fat Mac meal, one Filet-O-Fish would you like to Super-Size that?"
Customer: "Oh yes."
2.
Glutton 1: "Gater holy shit you ate three Fat Macs?!?"
Glutton 2: "Burp! Are you gonna eat those chicken nuggets?"
Glutton 1: "You are a Golden God!"
by Sergeant Hoze July 24, 2008
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ME to girl: hey u wanna hang out later?
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.
by 123 PEBRO 321 May 7, 2010
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