Fartscalating

The act of farting in the face of the person behind you while riding up an escalator or walking up a flight of stairs.

That was so nasty! On the way up the guy in front of me kept fartscalating.

by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor May 21, 2018

Fartsnapple

A descriptive word for a passive aggressive person.

‘YOU DO REALISE HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE?!’ she’d shout angrily.
‘Ahh stop bein’ such a fartsnapple!’ the other woman replied rolling her eyes.

by YAMAMAMAMAA June 27, 2020

Fartslave

Goth people named Christin who wear Korn shirts and enjoy fart a’la cart

Fartslave - N - Wow that person is just looks like a fart slave

by Cowboydracula February 10, 2022

Fartapeutic index

-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.

Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022

Emotional Fartscar

A bad memory involving farts.

Jesus Christ man, I’ve got an emotional fartscar from when my brother used to come into my room and stink it up!

by Beel69 February 20, 2019

William Fartspeare Lootbox

A box containing remnants of a human body, meant to be opened on September 26th 2036.

"buddy leave Jared alone that's literally a William Fartspeare Lootbox right there we ain't supposed to open it"

by miko_d September 20, 2025