farteater

A farteater is a person whose moral character smells but they hide it like an odor eater. They cover up their moral stench.

Stacey thought his shit didn't stink, but that clever fox discovered that Toby is nothing more than a farteater.

by eschatologicalsanguine April 30, 2011

fartastic

a smell that is closely related to that of a nasty fart.
or a person that feels a bit gasy.

riding in the car:
"what is that smell? did you just fart?"

"what? fart? no not me."

" it smells fartastic"

or

"i had mexican food for lunch so i'm a bit fartastic right now."

by Ricola83 January 20, 2009

fantasterrific

A feeling that means fantastic and terrific at the same time! Your stomach starts to feel all in knots and does flips...while you have butterflies. That's when you know that something is fantasterrific.

He just gives me this fantasterrific feeling and it's almost indescribable.

by milkyway December 23, 2006

fartiste

n.
An individual whose appreciation for art runs along the lines of fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof. So enamored are they that they're compelled to spread the love through blogging, free movie nights and armchair-auteur recreations.

In cult movie circles, Mike Nelson and Joel Hodgson are as highly contested as Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard are to Star Trek nerds. No matter how you slice it, they are both fartistes of the highest calibre.

by aeryk.are.died September 12, 2009

Fart Paste

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019

fartblaster

One who uses great force to let out extreme waves of gaseous, toxic odours and does so intentionally. One who not only profusely and deliberately expels all nasty smelling gases from body but does so with pride.

The kids and I were choking on this horrible odour in the room, that fartblaster had no shame.

by whatsthebeat January 15, 2013

Fagtasteriffic

To act in a way that denounces you a fagler; see don.

You sir, are a Fagtasteriffic ballroom dancer

by Don can suck my balls August 29, 2006