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creating a false facebook page impersonating someone that doesn't exist. possibly done to get past privacy settings on those you wish to stalk, or done to occupy an unfulfilling life in which people won't even be your facebook friend
by Kadence W February 22, 2010
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A way to virtually hang out with virtual strangers and tell them that you virtually like the things that they virtually say, virtually do, virtually think, virtually feel and virtually believe.
You also can post pictures, but you only post the ones that make you look skinnier, younger, hotter and richer than you actually are.
People on Fakebook are, in all reality, actually just jealous that everyone else's life on Fakebook appears more fun and interesting than theirs.
However, each and every virtual " friend" on Fakebook is now obligated to tell whoever posts any pictures on Fakebook that they "like" everything their Fake, virtual "freinds" post.
If people are genuinely jealous then they become all fake and pretend their comments of "Im jealous" are really a compliment and said with an added J.k. ( just kidding) or ( LOL) or some other cute emoticon to make the comment not count.
No one is ever honest about having a bad time or being really sad, pissed off or upset or if they say they are upset their Facebook ( Facebook) "Friends" just gloss over it.
A way to virtually hang out with virtual strangers and tell them that you virtually like the things that they virtually say, virtually do, virtually think, virtually feel and virtually believe.
You also can post pictures, but you only post the ones that make you look skinnier, younger, hotter and richer than you actually are.
People on Fakebook are, in all reality, actually just jealous that everyone else's life on Fakebook appears more fun and interesting than theirs.
However, each and every virtual " friend" on Fakebook is now obligated to tell whoever posts any pictures on Fakebook that they "like" everything their Fake, virtual "freinds" post.
If people are genuinely jealous then they become all fake and pretend their comments of "Im jealous" are really a compliment and said with an added J.k. ( just kidding) or ( LOL) or some other cute emoticon to make the comment not count.
No one is ever honest about having a bad time or being really sad, pissed off or upset or if they say they are upset their Facebook ( Facebook) "Friends" just gloss over it.
"I've been feeling like crap all week and I've got blood in my stool and urine, My spouse served me with divorce papers, I've been suicidal lately, and I lost my job."
( an actual update on Fakebook)
Here is the actual thread of Facebook responses:
"Wow, your life sucks..(J.k, LOL) you know I love ya!!.."
I just "liked" your comment, do u feel better now?
" Beleive in yourself and you can accomplish your dreams"....( this comment got 100 likes)
"check out the cute kitten video i posted, no one can b sad when they view, like, and share a cute kitty video"
" we are only as happy as we allow ourselves to be" ( this comment gets 1,0000 likes)
"Gross man, we don't talk about that stuff here, but check my timeline.. I posted a mobile upload from my trip to Europe last week"
"Look at these cookies, cakes and pies I made with the grandkids". Yummy!!!
"Did you get my Farm ville invite? I sent you three, why did you never reply?"
( an actual update on Fakebook)
Here is the actual thread of Facebook responses:
"Wow, your life sucks..(J.k, LOL) you know I love ya!!.."
I just "liked" your comment, do u feel better now?
" Beleive in yourself and you can accomplish your dreams"....( this comment got 100 likes)
"check out the cute kitten video i posted, no one can b sad when they view, like, and share a cute kitty video"
" we are only as happy as we allow ourselves to be" ( this comment gets 1,0000 likes)
"Gross man, we don't talk about that stuff here, but check my timeline.. I posted a mobile upload from my trip to Europe last week"
"Look at these cookies, cakes and pies I made with the grandkids". Yummy!!!
"Did you get my Farm ville invite? I sent you three, why did you never reply?"
by Sissityray October 22, 2015
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Jonny's AIM Status "nobody add my fakebook, Danny made it because he wants me to make my own account"
by metsrule08 April 27, 2010
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FaKebooK, an important social media portal intended for the soley use of the 'wanna enjoy life but I don't have time' internet population. It is important to differentiate it from FaCebook, one os world's largest community builder applications.
The relatively large use of FaKebooK will boost digital camera sales, service provider broadband, applications and virtual holiday sites. Also company revenues.
Yesterday I only got some time off to attend to that restaurant opening. Check it at FaKebooK mammy!
Yesterday I only got some time off to attend to that restaurant opening. Check it at FaKebooK mammy!
by IEStudent08 March 22, 2009
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