Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum
Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?
Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
by sorrycharly October 19, 2010
Get the Post facto jackomug. When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 19, 2010
Get the Post-facto spoiler alertmug. synonymous with facts
Jack: Kvaratskhelia to PSG was a downgrade.
Jill: How could you even think it's a downgrade? PSG is a club whose goal is to win the UCL; it's no where near the ambitions of Napoli. He actually chose PSG for the project, the coach, and the prestige.
Me: Factos!
Jill: How could you even think it's a downgrade? PSG is a club whose goal is to win the UCL; it's no where near the ambitions of Napoli. He actually chose PSG for the project, the coach, and the prestige.
Me: Factos!
by backdabber January 27, 2025
Get the factosmug. Angelina Jollie and Brad Pitt live together but they are not married, so they are a de facto partnership
by julcan October 7, 2013
Get the de facto partnershipmug. Used as an attempt to label your preferred stance or opinions on a matter as "facts" especially when that stance is not backed by evidence.
Warning: Using this word in seriousness is typically a sign of insecurity.
However it is fine to use this word as a troll.
Warning: Using this word in seriousness is typically a sign of insecurity.
However it is fine to use this word as a troll.
Me: I'm the best, my sister knows this to be true. Right sis?
sister: Factos. I shall write an essay on instagram to establish this "Truth".
sister: Factos. I shall write an essay on instagram to establish this "Truth".
by fried rice saves lives December 2, 2021
Get the Factosmug. (etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or
practices to foil an inconvenient
promotion or recognition.
2. Where management is in on it,
a "Stealth Demotion", marked
by the customary imbalance of
authority and answerability.
1. The changing of rules or
practices to foil an inconvenient
promotion or recognition.
2. Where management is in on it,
a "Stealth Demotion", marked
by the customary imbalance of
authority and answerability.
Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!
by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023
Get the fex post factomug. factos is a Portuguese word what is translated as facts in English used by Portuguese and fans of football/futbol/soccer this word is only used when said person agree with said persons opinions. the word factos has existed in Portugal and Brazil for years however the word has gotten popular when football player Ronaldo has commented on a post bashing fellow footballer Messi
random person pele and yashin is the most overrated players of all time
random person number 2 factos
random person number 2 factos
by okju August 12, 2024
Get the factosmug.