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backwards wheelchair

When your fucking a paraplegic so hard that her wheel chair tips over, but your already committed so you throw her limp legs over her head and throw it in the mud tank for the grand finale!
Danny fucked up his engagement gong to Aruba with the banana shirt instead of his fiancee , so he found himself doing the backwards wheelchair with a Norwich crack whore...
by Pickledick1985 June 13, 2017
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fuckward

In the process of or heading toward the direction of being fucked.

A place that is messed up or ass backward.
I spent all my money, therefore I am going to be in a fuckward situation when I have to pay my car insurance.

I go to a fuckward school, in a fuckward town, full of fuckward people..
by Umbrica September 18, 2008
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bass-ackwards

1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"
"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…
by TIC Redux May 22, 2005
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Urban Fucktards

The people who put definitions on Urban Dictionary that are a total wast of time, like how "Ryan is the most sexy guy on earth" or nasty sex acts that involve feces. Usually people who shouldn't have access to a computer anyway and are ruining UB for many people.
Did you see that UB definitions that was the same chick's name six or seven times and it was only about what a ho she was?

Yeah, I reject all that crap from the Urban Fucktards. Maybe Urban Dictionary will find a way to filter some of those illiterate asswipes out and leave UB to the rest of us.
by Silverlock March 29, 2009
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fuck me running backwards

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.
John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"
by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008
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ass backwards

To do something totally wrong or stupid, whether intentionally or not. Something that is the opposite of itself. To be stupid or slow.
Did you see him curse out his girlfriend? That's just ass backwards.
by A-TownDown March 7, 2005
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ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong
The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.
by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011
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