Facetable

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

by Lince September 9, 2009

facetious

To make an attempt at being funny, while being sarcastic at the same time.

Jacky was being facetious when she said, "Yes, let's all go to Iraq for my birthday party!"

by Nikki P. September 6, 2004

facetious

Along with abstemious, facetious is one of two words in the English language containing all five vowels in alphabetical order.

by gork March 26, 2003

FaceTube

Fictional online website a supposedly internet-ignorant person imagines everybody in cyberspace to be on all the time. Always used with "the". Possibly invented by Craig Ferguson. (Obviously, a combination of Facebook and YouTube.)

Craig Ferguson: Kids today don't know how to make a life-like corpse out of old sweaters. Nowadays they just download their corpse out of the Google or the FaceTube or something...

by Logastella July 7, 2008

FaceTime

A) FaceTime is a video calling software developed by Apple for iPhone 4, the fourth generation iPod Touch, and computers running Mac OS X 10.6.4 and higher. (WiFi Only - No 3G)

B) Alternative for the word "fuck", "sex", "BJ" ETC.

A) Oh Hey! Did you try that new FaceTime video calling app from Apple?

B) Hey baby~! You wanna FaceTime in my bedroom~?

A Misunderstanding If Both Combined <Guy>Hey, I FaceTime with friend Frank last night...
<Friend> You what?!
<Guy> Yeah, yeah, I totally FaceTimed with him. He's so awesome and so funny.
<Friend> Okay, as your friend, if- I- I- accept for who you are. If you like men's PPs, then that's wonderful. I accept you~

by randomfacetimeuser January 22, 2011

Dirty FaceTime

to receive or watch a partner do dirty it sexual things while on FaceTime

Todd got a dirty FaceTime with Megan last night.

by FaZeReSeT April 25, 2015

Facetious

The act of being filipant in a serious situation

At miss heath's funeral mr Powell made a facetious joke about her death

by Matthew matterson June 7, 2016