Facanked

(fuh-cank-d) adjective
really really...really fucked up...I mean really fucked up, for real

Boy: That girl's face was sooooo facanked!!!
Girl: Booo you whore...

by TheoMyDearRudy December 1, 2010

Façade

Façade is a game from Playabl Studios but got built at their previous dev studio, Procedural Arts. The released year was 2005, It has a AI controlling the other characters, Trip and Grace. This pleasant gathering, however, is somewhat damaged by the clear domestic confrontation between Grace and Trip upon the player's entry. You can try helping them, or get kicked out. If you type the word "melon" Trip will kick you out or the game will crash. Vinesauce has played it.

Person 1: "What game do you like?"
Person 2: "Façade."

by YourClownMan123 February 11, 2022

shy girl facade

When a girl (typically a white, thin girl with a fringe) is high school gets away with stuff because they're quiet to teachers and asks stuff politely

Shy girl: excuse me, miss, is it okay if I do the test tomorrow at lunch? It's just, I've been ill (lie) and haven't had time to prepare, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Teacher: of course! No I totally understand
Other kids: ugh, I bet she's gonna cheat, just putting on a shy girl facade...
Shy girl: *proceeds to cheat on test*

by brovinki March 5, 2019

Facachte

The Daily Show's Senior Black Correspondent Larry Wilmore, talking about O.J. Simpson on September 19, 2007 said: "There was a time when a black man was killed for whistling at a white woman. Now O.J. killed a white woman and he gets to whistle all day... Jon, that's facachte."

FACACHTE is the spelling from the closed-caption system. Maybe he meant FACACK-ed?

The closed captioning system doesn't use Urban Dictionary? That's facachte.

by JonnyBoBonny October 6, 2007

facarchitecture

architecture of a facade

dirtz2: that's like when a building looks like a real cool mansion, then you realise that behind the rad front of the building is a shack
and you go
wow, what a fantastic facade you has
building

dirtz1: no doubtz
it's down to the facarchitecture

by ratbagz January 15, 2008

Facebook Facade

The happy bullshit you post publicly to maintain your own damn sanity.

Girl: "I see things are great in your life!"

Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"

by This2ShallPass December 10, 2014

facadomy

(fasa-do-me) During intercourse, when the male purposefully attempts to penetrate the female anus without her knowing or consent. The result usually ends up with the female "directing" the male back to the female's vagina.

1 - When I had sex with Sara the other day I pulled a
facadomy and got slapped.

2 - Your life is a fake, ass-fucked, life or a facadomy.

by Norm U. T July 2, 2006