The orignal Cyuza was a no life minecrafter with HORRENDOUS WIFI 1kbph, but the Evolved Cyuza now has a variety of games he plays. Such as fortnite, minecraft and splonky. He is still very much a simp, and both he and his girlfriend will hurt u if u insult them(personal experience). AND HES GETTING GOOD WIFI. IKR I DONT EVEN BELIVE IT. You may be thinking he must be upgrading his whole setup but no. When a Evolved Cyuza is cranking 90s in fn it still sounds like hes in a factory. When one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza in nature make sure to pull out ur tourist camera bc its such a rare sight.
Tips if one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza:
1. Dont insult else u might be around for as long as u thought.
2. If one begs for ++ he will eventualy give it to you
3. If one wants a free hypixel rank just f add Cyuza
Tips if one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza:
1. Dont insult else u might be around for as long as u thought.
2. If one begs for ++ he will eventualy give it to you
3. If one wants a free hypixel rank just f add Cyuza
by TheReälUrbanDictionary March 21, 2022
Philly slang, meaning
“Where you been (at)” which is the informal for “You late”
Do better, what you just said is beneath me
“Where you been (at)” which is the informal for “You late”
Do better, what you just said is beneath me
Bro 1: bro where that pizza at
Bro 2: I killed tht shit, evolve.
Sis 1: oh girl you just bought that?
Sis 2: no, my nigga bought it, evolve.
Hater: Oh that’s fasionova?
Real Bitch: No versace, evolve
Bro 2: I killed tht shit, evolve.
Sis 1: oh girl you just bought that?
Sis 2: no, my nigga bought it, evolve.
Hater: Oh that’s fasionova?
Real Bitch: No versace, evolve
by Vyrotek May 27, 2024
We have no choice bur to “evolve and elevate” since sales have “been in decline for a really long time.” - Alissa Heinerscheid, vice president of marketing at Bud Light
by Gerald Dowver Johnson Jones July 24, 2023
A genre of music where one randomly spams notes in the first 5 frets in really low tuning, in an attempt to sound quirky and original
by Poofy McPooferson February 19, 2024
all of the skids using h4x, free menus: OH NO I GOT BANNED, i only gave myself 25 mil to stay undetected WHAT THE FRICK
Evolve Engine user: *spawns 500 cars gets 10 mil a sec and doesnt get banned*, thats how the maffia works
Evolve Engine user: *spawns 500 cars gets 10 mil a sec and doesnt get banned*, thats how the maffia works
by Evolve <3 February 11, 2019
Heavy pain often in a particular spot of the body eg. chest, abs, shoulders etc. indicating that the person is slowly starting to evolve into a Sigma male. Usually happens after a certain change in life like a break-up, after holidays, getting a new gf or job. Mostly paired with a strong will to enhance the personal career, exceed in studys and/or fitness.
Have you seen Jon recently he complained about a heavy pain in his chest ?
>> Yea his grades are crazily good all of a sudden its probably his sigma evolving syndrom he will surely surpass all of us soon
>> Yea his grades are crazily good all of a sudden its probably his sigma evolving syndrom he will surely surpass all of us soon
by Fightordieanonymously August 22, 2021
by Drankmankrank May 27, 2021