Escalator Hesitator

Someone who pauses prior to stepping on an escalator due to irrational fear of stepping on the cracks…
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.

great, another escalator hesitator holding us up ..

by silkist October 28, 2010

excalibur syndrome

Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.

"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"

by Shoseph July 21, 2014

Escalus

The best bloodline that has ever existed full of chads with twelve-packs and slaughters Temple Guards like flies

Escalus clapped everyone yesterday while on Ilum

by Federico57 October 28, 2021

reverse Excalibur

Reverse Excalibur is the method unto which Arthur performed on his wife with. Could also be an everyday term that involves intensive force to perform things such as scooping ice cream.

Damn I had to reverse Excalibur that frostbitten ice cream.

Last night I did an extraordinary reverse Excalibur unto my pure maiden.

by Flatcher February 9, 2014

Portuguese Escalator

Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.

"Hey, I heard Makenzie tried the Portuguese Escalator last night."

by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014

Escalate

To bring someone to climax

"Was Jenny at your house last night?"

"Yeah I escalated her."

by cocoap3bbles February 27, 2019

Excaliburate

To take something humble and make it awesome.

"My old computer was lame so I excaliburated it by adding more ram and a better video card."

"I plan to excaliburate my car as soon as I get a little bit of extra cash."

by Andrew Tolson April 23, 2006