elmo 

A slang word used to describe high-quality marijuana that has tiny red hairs growing on it.

Man, that elmo we had last night had me wasted.

elmo by bill April 22, 2004

Elmo 

Is a demon and you know it 😤

Hey there buckaroo it’s me Elmo

Elmo by SteveHarveyTV May 4, 2018

Elmo 

The God of Toddlers.

All the kids in kindergarten worship their god, Elmo, the God of toddlers.

Elmo by Anthony W. Yochmann October 20, 2010

Elmo 

A perv and a sex affender... and a fag... and a carnivor.

Elmo rapes and eats children in their sleep.

Elmo by Isiah paige January 15, 2008

Elmo 

The sweetest love of my life MMWA

Elmo is the bestestestestestest

Elmo by pinky March 30, 2004

Elmo 

Dudes and chicks that hang out together, either in couples or groups, usually to go shopping or have dinner parties, wihout ever actually shagging.

Something you need to avoid becoming when slow-playing a bitch.

derived from the 1985 Joel Schumacher film St Elmo's Fire

"Jesus Si, haven't you nailed that bitch yet?"
"No man. She's got me down as some kind of fucking Elmo"

Elmo by El Moses August 23, 2005

Elmo 

The route of all evil. Comes off sweet, cuddly, and lovable, but give him the opportunity and he will eat your babies and molest you in your sleep.

kid 1: My sister got real quiet after we got my baby brother that elmo doll...
kid 2: Dude... where IS your baby brother?

Elmo by Tiger911 January 26, 2009