Eggplant

A woman's reproductive organs, specifically the ones that contain/produce the eggs.

My eggplant is fertile, and i am ready to start a family.

by mbtfcp July 30, 2009

Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

by El ritardo December 5, 2017

:eggplant:

When you are on discord and relies that the eggplant emoji is :eggplant: so you look it up on the urban dictionary

:eggplant: = 🍆

by Eggplant man May 31, 2018

Eggplant

To change someone's visual style to eggplant as a Windows 2000 theme without the user's knowledge.

"Dude, I think someone puked on my screen...dammit, I got eggplanted."

"Hey, I've got a cool idea. Let's eggplant this motherfucker."
"Wow, let's not go too far, man"

by The Finger Nick March 25, 2009

eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

by Pierre May 13, 2004

Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.

"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."

by J'Kwon February 13, 2013

eggplant sucker

One who enjoys oral sex on a male

Sabina is the biggest eggplant suckers in placer county

by The Honorable Dick Long II December 11, 2018