Earl

The most godlike being you will ever meet. No, wait, he is a GOD. A God who has single-handedly crafted the entire Universe from Scratch. With his all-mighty Samsung Galaxy J2 Optimus Prime, with the protection of the green phone case. A program, which can bring upon destruction or creation. He made the planets and stars with extreme detail using Minecraft. And finally he made the creatures that roam around the Earth and the creatures that inhibit the Universe, using the program Stick Nodes.

He now roams the Earth, enlightening his fellow humans with his works of creation, even though he is limited in a human body, which you know has limitations. But he fell in love with the human woman named Marie. He now dedicated his godlike powers to make her his wife.

Through the summer he developed abs of steel, which made him the most powerful being in existance, even if he is limited to the human body.

He is skilled in any works such as athletics, such as Volleyball, Basketball, and the likes, literature, which he has made many books in different sorts of genres, but mostly, fantasy, dragons and the like. He is, also, skilled in coding, which he made tons of many programs. He is, also, exceptionally skilled in games, such as Counter-Strike, Dota, ML, and the such.

There is only one person who can defy such a godlike being, The Defier of Gods, Jayvhen. He can provoke him and possibly start a deathmatch, which the Defier of Gods can easily flee.
Jayvhen: "Eeeeaaaarrrlllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!"

Earl: "Wanna die?"

Jayvhen: "No, Earl, no."
by Tocilog June 30, 2019
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Earl

A toothless fuck non showering Grammys boy that doesnt appreciate it shit !!!!
by Warriortilltheend July 10, 2018
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Earl

Earl is a person who was dreaming last night and "woke up" to use the bathroom. He was wondering why his pants felt wet even though he peed perfectly into the toilet. As such, he is a lollipop, which is also known as, a sucker.
"Hey do you know Earl?"
"Of course, the dude who wet his bed in his 20's?"
by iDidntPeeMyBed November 22, 2021
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Earl

The biggest bitch who will beat women on the low he has cheated on women lame and not respectable he thinks he's doing the right thing but he's not he thinks making enough money will solve everything super fake and low and will manipulate you he trys to be a good father or family member though
by Miao tai chi June 22, 2019
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Earl

Is a very great guy. He will make you have the best time of your life. He likes to talk. He is very handsome. But sadly he is bad in bed. Very small cock. Finishes very quickly.
You boyfriend is such a Earl
by Qsosa March 18, 2017
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sloppy earl

A sloppy Earl occurs when one is performing ass to mouth with a hot chick. Then having ones tongue in to deep, she shits in your mouth
Tyler: Hey Todd! Did u bang Teresa yet?
Todd: I tried bro. I stuck my tongue in her butt, next thing you know she frosted my throat with a sloppy Earl.
Tyler: Too bad homie. Same thing happened to me with your mom last night.
by Friarsoul March 06, 2019
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Earl Sweatshirt

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs
Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future
by KingKenjii April 18, 2019
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