Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A virus of the body politic which compromises judgment induces moral fatigue and causes child rape.

Dear Leader was Alex Acosted by the news of this latest bout of Epstein-Barr Syndrome.

by lexicali slim July 8, 2019

Epstein Barr

A virus that many musicians and singers use as an excuse for canceling concert performances.

Brandon Flowers complained of his Epstein Barr and had to cancel a show.

by Nicole F June 23, 2007

Theo Epstein

See: GENIUS

The mastermind behind the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox!!

Theo Epstein is only in his early 30's and has already broken the Curse of the Bambino, create more buzz surrounding the Red Sox than ever before, helped spark everything that the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has been over the past couple of seasons, caused every game in Fenway to be sold out, and is establishing what could be the next great dynasty!!

by The Green Monster January 11, 2005

Epser

A being known of phsysonetic power.

Example #1: “An Epser is known throughout the universe.”
Example #2: “You are so smart, you must be an Epser.”

by VS_S June 16, 2018

Epsteiny

Suspiciously dying in a prison cell and having it be ruled a suicide.

Chad: "Did you hear that John McAfee committed suicide in a Spanish prison?"
Stacy: "Yeah... sounds kind of Epsteiny to me."

by jimbbobobo June 24, 2021

Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019

justin epstein

The nicest, most trustworthy guy you will ever meet. Will you help you through everything and will always be your friend. Awesome curly hair with glasses, cute! Very funny and will promise to save you cookies and steak for the next time you come over hi house. The best advice giver ever. Pretty much someone that people cant live without.(:

A kid that goes to my soon to be high school is Justin Epstein.

by MooMoo MacGruber April 16, 2011