Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005

Drumsticking

The act of thrusting a drumstick in and out of a girl's vagina.

Hey did you finger that girl?
Nah, I was drumsticking her instead.

by Pussydestroyer1337 January 29, 2017

Drunktired

Being so tired, you begin to show all the symptoms of being drunk, such as:
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.

I'm drunktired. Help me up man, cause I want to see if I can buy a dolphin on ebay.

by liddad July 1, 2011

drunktourage

Group of friends who regularly drink with each other.

After having boss nachos at Mister Days, the drunktourage headed over to Sobe for karaoke.

by WNDC October 31, 2009

drumsticking

the action of several penises being slapped repeatedly against a willing female's face and head while receiving oral and hand pleasure

To get ready for the gangbang several guys gave Shelley a good drumsticking before the debauchery began.

by louisvilledookie April 11, 2011

Drunctioning

When you are able to function while (still) drunk.

Store Manager: You're not selling as much shit as you usually do.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.

by Hookertron 3000 August 13, 2011

Creamy Drumstick

Female penetrating herself vaginally with a chicken or turkey leg.

Becky, overflowing with spiked eggnog and poor life choices, executed a creamy drumstick as a party trick at the company Christmas dinner.

by ShmarienBerry December 28, 2019