shrek is dreck

Somting that should NEVER BE SAID ABIUT OUR OGRELORD

I was only nine years old

>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

>I called him a cunt

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's Shrek

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please Shrek

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in

> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

> Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

"shrek is dreck" my dad says I cry

Its never ogre, I will see Shrek again

by rubber ducky, m8 June 17, 2014

Womb Docking

The delicious act of two identical twins rubbing the heads of their dicks together.

Patrick and Jonathan, while fetuses in the womb, deliciously delve into womb docking to wonderful results.

by awesomeolion March 26, 2009

Drockmoney

Tough, nice, everywhere, addict for dramatics, funny, amazing, intelligent, knows where to go, respectable, caring, trustworthy, likes to lay low when there is nothing else to do or nowhere to go, is on the money.

Look at him go, he's such a Drockmoney.

He's more than money. He's Drockmoney.

Look its a rock. Its a bill. It's drockmoney!

by mrdrock February 4, 2010

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014

Frock Docking

When two people (preferably males) wear Clean Room frocks. They must insert the button tip of their frock into the button hole of their partners frock, ending with the two partners being attached.

I knew we were bromosexuals when we started frock docking at work. This soon led to us docking our peens outside of work

by RectumSlayer420 December 24, 2018

Cleveland Dry Dock

A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.

Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009

Dunkin' docking

When one man slides his foreskin over the penis of another man, and the two slam dunk a basketball in unison.

I wasn't sure what to make of it when I broke into the recreation center and found Tony and Tim dunkin' docking.

by Hotbutter May 22, 2015