drunk 

An insult given when after a drinker points out to a non-drinker their skewed logic.

Entering the kitchen and pouring a glass of wine to steady the nerves for the inevitable enslaught after a day of work: "You know I don't think it'd be a good idea if we got married right now. We don't make enough money and we have too many differences between us. This hurts me to say as much as you but it needs to be addressed."

"You're drunk."

After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."

drunk by LibraLady105 March 19, 2008

drunk 

A form of hydration involving alcohol.

I would have had a Gatorade after my work-out, but I got drunk instead.

drunk by Social Chair for the World February 27, 2009

Drunk 

To become heavily affected by the contents of alcoholic beverages.

1. Randy Marsh from South Park is usually Drunk.
2. Damn, that guy's so drunk, it took him a minute to light a cigarette.

Drunk by LAZI June 18, 2017

Drunk 

what most people are on the weekend

Dude:im drunk in the club biotch!!!
dude 2: so am i!
Dude 3: awww shit i wanna get drunk to

Drunk by dougie fuckin frsh nigga February 25, 2009

Drunk 

George W Bush

Bush was too drunk to give a speech today.

Drunk by Paul August 21, 2003

drunk 

It's my opinion that many of these definitions are written by drunk individuals. Further, as I am now drunk while writing this, I believe that the drunken scholars have always had a place in world discourse.

My ex-wife wouldn't fuck me when drunk. (Ain't that ambiguous who is the horniest?) (Drunkest?) Further, who the fuck do you think is saddest that she started cheating on me in 2004? Cunt!

drunk by Oakkymon May 23, 2006

Drunk 

Intoxicated by alcohol. Preferably not a time to be driving! or making important decisions.. lmao

Pass the rum, I wanna be drunk.

Drunk by callinghome November 20, 2004