wounded-dolphin

a sexual act performed by men during intercourse in which the man puts his finger in the hole that his member is not in and feels his dong through the tissue.

When I was slamming her in the ass I put my finger in her snooch and felt my dong, I pulled the "wounded-dolphin" on that bitch!

by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009

Flog the Dolphin

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

by bill gates February 6, 2003

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011

Douch Canoe

Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.

What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.

by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009

Douchality

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.

Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.

by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

douchamonger

Pronounced: (doosh-uh-mong-ur)

One who constantly acts like a douche on epic proportions.

(Douche slaps other guy's books on the ground.)
Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..

by Pdoany. February 25, 2009

Douchapalooza

An informal gathering of 2 or more douchebags in a public forum such as in front a movie theater, at the bar of a TGI Fridays, or in the parking lot of the less favored Mall in town.

I'd love to get a drink, but I don't feel like wading through the douchapalooza at the bar.

by MrsCockson July 30, 2009