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Douchetegral

Litterally, an integral douche. Without any hope of ever escaping a state or permanent douchiness, leading to douchetegrality.
There's no way Dominic will ever recover from his douchebaggery,
Sigh, he's a douchetegral
by Marevil September 5, 2010
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Douchetender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.
by Gigi S. January 21, 2020
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Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.
Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
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certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting
by lildaywalker November 16, 2009
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Top Fuel Douchester

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011
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Douchetin

Dustin is a real douche lets call him Douchetin
by jasssskkkl January 10, 2010
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captain douchetastic

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.
Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.
by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008
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