Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011

douchewipe

A manwhore who can't keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a vagina.

When Nathan and Melissa had a grope-fest on Nick's couch, we realized what a douchewipe Nathan really is

by awkwardturtle6969 November 2, 2013

Douchenozzle

An extension of the word "douche bag" that adds more meaning and severity to its meaning. Can also mean "jackass." Most used by Ray when he gets pissed at his football team.

"You Douchnozzle!"
"If I say the play is on 'Douchenozzle,' WE ARE GOING ON 'DOUCHENOZZLE' YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!

by Jack squared September 25, 2017

douchewipe

anyone who attempts to steal your bike

Hey douchewipe! What the hell do you think you're doing, that's my bike!

by aoine October 11, 2009

douchebiker

(n) portmanteau of douchebag and biker.

Class of bicycle enthusiast known to ride custom fixed gear bikes. Usually seen with one pant leg rolled up and wearing a Timbuk2 or Chrome bag.

Also see: http://yamabushi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/fixiecliche.jpg

"Did you see all those douchebikers riding on Valencia St. this afternoon?"

by rowborg October 17, 2008

douchenozzle

Referring to a person that has passed the requirements for being a douchbag and thus has become a douchenozzle.

You are such a douche that I am deeming you a douchenozzle.

by sirconman July 6, 2009

Douchenozzle

A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.

That Joe Wilson, he's such a douchenozzle.

by PoliticalBoy September 11, 2009