Douchenanza

A bonanza of douchebaggery

I can't believe how many idiots I had to deal with today at the convention. It was a complete douchenanza.

by Tobyfox May 26, 2012

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

Douchenado

Refers to a person (usually male) who is such big a douche bag that they can be considered a Douche Aficionado.

how you doing, douchenado (under your breath)

by Sam Minnella January 6, 2017

douchecast

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.

"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".

by Weaselpanties February 3, 2017

Douchebastic

A cross between Douchebag and Spastic

Dude, what he said was foul and uncalled for...straight up douchebastic

by Shackdriver February 10, 2020

douchenuts

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.

What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!

by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008

douchemouth

A real gutterfuck; stinkmouth scumbucket with stank breath. A blowhard assmouth that you just can't stand.

That radio DJ is a real douchemouth.

by Benson Tuckerstein April 27, 2006