DMITB

Do Me In The Butt

Invented by the owner of genmay forums, Sanjay.

djfacemachine: You can feed me pizza until I go into a food coma and then use the grease to dmitb.

Why_Ask_Why: can I smack your ass with a piece of pizza and then feed it to you?

by cpt jean March 14, 2008

dmitri boy

The definition of a Dmitri Boy is someone who dreams too much, but doesn’t think that they’ll ever reach where they wanna be, and their dreams die in their head

A: I want to make music
Also A: but I’ll never be able to
B: Don’t be such a Dmitri Boy, be like Arlo Parks

by Anonymous2453 January 31, 2018

Dmitry

(Noun)
A polish, Russian, and Belarusian boy. The sweetest guy a girl can ever come across. Dark hair, and the prettiest hazel-ish green eyes, all you can do is just look and admire them. A man who overcomes obstacles in faith. Who worships in awe of your kindness. The man who is dedicated to helping throughout your ups and downs and has the highest hopes to live a happy life with the woman he loves most

“I can’t get over how much if a sweetheart Dmitry is!”

by Cute Microwave March 26, 2022

Dmitri

Sexy blonde Russian male that seems fine and dandy until you realize that he occasionally cross dresses. Usually a giant man whore that admits he's gay and taken. When you try to screw him, his giant ass Russian boyfriend kicks your ass.

Boy 1: Did you see Dmitri last night?

Boy 2: Oh yeah, that gay ass Russian guy I thought was a girl?

Boy 1: No way, man.

by VeckAero May 16, 2012

Dmitri

Dmitri is that guy who plays outdated games and tells really bad jokes. He generally thinks he is hysterical but in reality, people think he is a dumbass. However, he is Russian and generally is good at academics which annoys people as they want more reasons to hate him.

Dmitri is an annoying fuck

by Peter Snider May 19, 2021

Dmitri

One of the kindest, most talented and amazing people you'll ever meet. He's fun and intelligent, and has great style. He is probably one of the funniest people you'll encounter, and makes you laugh with ease. He is athletic, hot, compassionate, sweet, adorable, and has a fantastic personality. Not only this, but he somehow makes everyone around him's life 10x better by being around him.

"Dmitri has an amazing personality."

by alexaisreallyreallycool May 28, 2019

Dmich

Pronounced with a like mitch but with barely spoken d on the front, this is an American abreviation for the name Dmitriy, Dmitri and other varieties of this name( Vladimir is not Dmitriy , dont' confuse.)

Dang, it was sure fun hangin with Dmich.

Boris: Dmich is such a pimp, he be burnin not concerning what nobody wana say!
Josh: Boris, shut up you're Russian, not Jamaican.

by regular everyday russian guy February 7, 2010