Dotard

Donald the retard

Dotard gave an embarrassing speech at the United Nations the other day.

by GIzaaks September 25, 2017

dotard

When you are in the midst of your "dotage" meaning that you are in the midst of your mental decline. i.e. you're in the process of becoming a fucking idiot.

Hey Cara, have you noticed that Piper is becoming a bit of a dotard since he starting doing all that meth?

by cum bubbler June 11, 2006

Dotard

A Simpleton. Idiot.

Dont Do That You Dotard!

by All Hail The Monkey Man October 14, 2003

Distard

An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage

Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.

Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.

Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!

Normal Person: uggghhhh!!

by Zero94 October 6, 2010

detard

Someone who has learnt the error of their ways.

He was a moron but now is a detard.

by -db- August 12, 2003

Dotard

Weak-minded old person.

1. Our new teacher is a total dotard, she just lets us walk out of the class at any time.

2. Living near an old people's home means I get to see dotards all the time. Yay.....

by ZangyTangy4 December 20, 2010

Dotard

An idiot, simpleton president who can't take his eyes off the teleprompter.

George "Dubya" Bush

by lycosagain April 7, 2004