1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008
Get the Dirkingmug. Dirk is a word used to describe cocky and egotistical South Africans.
Dirks often watch "Howtobeast" on YouTube, and they commonly cross the fine line between confidence and arrogance - they become very arrogant while believing they are just confident.
It is common for Dirks to always have their feet sticking up in the air, and they are very sensitive about their egos. If at any time their ego is bruised, they resort to aggression to assert their dominance and heal their damaged ego.
Dirks often watch "Howtobeast" on YouTube, and they commonly cross the fine line between confidence and arrogance - they become very arrogant while believing they are just confident.
It is common for Dirks to always have their feet sticking up in the air, and they are very sensitive about their egos. If at any time their ego is bruised, they resort to aggression to assert their dominance and heal their damaged ego.
Jeremy: "Look at that cocky bloke with his foot in the air!"
Liam: "His name must be Dirk!"
or;
Jeremy: "Look at that man yelling dominantly!"
Liam: "He must be trying to repair his bruised ego, he must be a Dirk!"
Liam: "His name must be Dirk!"
or;
Jeremy: "Look at that man yelling dominantly!"
Liam: "He must be trying to repair his bruised ego, he must be a Dirk!"
by pilot6890 June 10, 2018
Get the Dirkmug. a waste of space who will use your friendship to a personal gain, who then proceeds to talk about you to everyone and blocks you on social media.
by Mr Dirk Himself June 7, 2017
Get the DIRKmug. by KingScilla November 22, 2011
Get the Dirkmug. The act of physically or metaphorically pre-maturely orgasming on a person or situation. To make a huge mistake.
Oh no! I just dirked on your belly.
I feel horrible, i studied so hard. Despite my efforts i totally dirked that whole test.
I feel horrible, i studied so hard. Despite my efforts i totally dirked that whole test.
by dangeray September 24, 2010
Get the Dirkedmug. a dance move which consists of random moves so silly that when performed properly they nearly look professional
the girls showed the boys how to do the dirk.
the boys in turn proceeded to 'dirk it out'
some girls like to do the dirk while traveling the world
the boys in turn proceeded to 'dirk it out'
some girls like to do the dirk while traveling the world
by Ballbeg Crip February 22, 2014
Get the the dirkmug. by Fr0ggiii February 22, 2022
Get the Dirkmug.