Dipalie

A woman who is exceptionally gifted in the art of cooking. Often hailed as the queen of pancakes and all things delicious. In addition to her skills with the stove, she is also amazingly talented at roasting people if you rub her the wrong way. So, you might want to put a sock the sexist jokes around her.

Dipalies are as a rule, insanely hot and well read. Fiercely loyal to friends, honest and adorably delightful to be around. Basically, the total package, don't let her go if you get one. They're prone to being too trusting, that's their only flaw.

And inside news: They're insanely good in bed. ;)

"I went to Robin's for lunch yesterday, his wife is a total Dipalie!"
"Your daughters are have grown up to be such Dipalies! You should write parenting books!"

by Jugnie May 15, 2016

Donalie

Donalie is the sexiest, most intoxicating girl in your college friend group. She's an angel in the spotlight and a devil in the bedroom. She doesn't hesitate to help her friends at first notice in effect from her benevolent personality, and her fascination with experiencing the world takes her far in every direction she ventures.

Friend 1: "Hey have you seen Donalie recently?"

Friend 2: "Yeah she's volunteering at the children's hospital right now, but said she's down to hit the frat party tonight!"

by telling it all by me June 24, 2020

Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010

dingaling

Two silver bells attached with string. Shows a remarkable resemblence to a man's genitalia, his frank beans, sticks and balls, jerky and nuts, twigs berries

Instead of a sentence i will post the lyrics to a song.

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

by Tae Lee January 20, 2004

Denalia

An astoundingly beautiful woman with a true heart of gold. Charismatic, kind, loving, caring, sexy, and a true friend. If you are ever so lucky to meet a Denalia, make sure you hold on to her.

Denalia is a person I will never in my whole life forget.

by ~ Your Token White Friend July 12, 2017

Denali

Denali comes from the Native American word for Great One. Denali is also known as the amazing, confident, strong and smart girl next door who manages to do everything better than you and for some reason puts up with your bullshit even though your an asshole. She is very easy to have long conversations with and is always willing to try new things. Denali loves dark chocolate and to know that she is cared for. She carrys a lot that she'll never show to anyone, but doesn't let that get in her way of being super awesome and a great friend. Last but greatest she IS the most beautiful woman that you have ever met and loves the fuck out of everyone.

Denali is that awesome girl that I wants to be around and have not hate me.

by thatjoshdude March 5, 2013

diwali

There's an indian king Ram of Ayodhya. Ram had a beautiful wife named Sita. He created a circle of protection for Sita, so that when she was in the circle, no one could harm her. One day, the demon Ravana disguised himself as a beggar, so he could steal Sita. Upon seeing the beggar, Sita stepped out of her circle, and Ravana stole her and escaped with a chariot into the sky. Ram was distraught and finally found that Ravana had taken her. The monkey god, Hanuman, was key in helping Ram by going into Ravana's lair finding Sita, thereby leading Ram to the demon. He went into the forest and with his army went to war with Ravana's army. Ram kicked some serious ass and killed Ravana and his army. Ram was reunited with Sita and at last after 14 years in the forest. There was a huge celebration in Ayodhya with lights when they came home.

happy diwali

by God October 28, 2003