Dildonic

Anything that even slightly resembles a dildo.

My glorious Blue Yeti brand microphone is dildonic. I like to put it in my asshole.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016

Dildonic

An 80s retro dildo fuck!!

I gave that skank a dildonic last night in that old hobo house.

by up teh butt September 7, 2007

Dildofish

Someone who you don't like, or is annoying; an interjection to yell during a dying conversation to stir it up.

God, your such a fucking dildofish!

person 1: So
person 2: So...
person 3: Um...
person 4: Dildofish!
person 1: you guys wanna go to pita pit?
people 2&3: hell yeah!

by Jpierre March 23, 2009

dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.

You are one dildonicly plagued person.

by Budda 73 December 19, 2014

Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash August 29, 2016

Dildonic

An Object That looks rather like a dildo.
First used by Dapper Dog.

"that lamp Looks rather dildonic"

by potatoes worship me June 4, 2016

Dildolic

Being as or like a dildo (i.e. a brainless fuck)
Origin:
A dildo is used for fucking.
A dildo has no brain.
Therefore a dildo is a brainless fuck.

"Egads, that was a totally dildolic way to do that job."

by Why, oh why! September 27, 2017