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Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick
Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011
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dickbastard

A person who is widely known as both a dick and a bastard.
"Yeah I know, he's a complete dickbastard!"
by Lancelot56 January 20, 2010
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dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina
1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009
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dicktate

Giving a big fat cock to someone. And by that i mean hardcore sex
That is some deep dicktating
by poop May 28, 2004
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dicktator

controlling jerk, usually is abusive, as well, but not always. also thinks he can control everyone in sight. stereotypical Evil Ex. A dickhead, basically.
girl: owwwwww! my boyfriend hit me again!
friend: agh! dump his ass!
girl: but i love him!
friend: he's a dicktator! get rid of him!
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
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dicktwister

Something extremely challenging/painful. #thestruggle
Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.
by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014
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dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.
It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.
by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014
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