dicksmash

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.

"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"

by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005

dickbear

a person who made a fail or stupid move or idea and went a head with it

Hey we should stop hitler! (dickbear move)
man...matts a major dickbear for hitting on her

by screamingremi,I_boof_Cod January 4, 2011

Dicksharding

The act of inserting glass tubes into the genital chamber of a male or female and proceeding to break the glass while still inside the genitalia. This gives the receiver multiple simultaneous stimulations resulting in an out of body experience.

Tom can't hang out tonight, he and Janey went a little too hard on their last dicksharding session so he's in the emergency room.

by Pat Dow June 2, 2021

Dickscarred

the emotional effect of having been cockblocked

Dude that girl at the bar fell asleep on my lap while giving me a blowjob man, left me so dickscarred.

by Zvoe November 17, 2009

dickear

Someone who is deaf and/or gay.

You're such a dickear grandma!!!

You would like a pencil up your butt you fucken dickear!

by ALEXvir October 16, 2008

Dickssert

Having dick for dessert. Or after meal blow job.

Do you want some ice cream for dessert?
No, but I'll take some dickssert.

by Nokto June 28, 2015

Dickmark

A person who does not understand basic symbols. He often confuses himself that checkbox is the same as tick mark.

Jakub, for the last time, this symbol is checkbox and not a tick mark, please can you stop being such a dickmark about it?

by Vikingerman January 7, 2021