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The science of determining a man's penis size through careful study of his physical features, e.g., height, weight, build, size of hands/feet/nose and jawline angle.
After a thorough dickonometry evaluation, she determined that his dick is so small, even quarks are jealous.
by TheBombMama October 7, 2015
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when richard and nicholas are found in a room together without anyone else there neither you nor I are in there, mind the fact that there is no one there, just them and it's NOT gay specifically . very thicc
Guy 1: yo bruv
Her 1: what bruv
Guy 1: just found me one big thicc DiCkOlAs in my room and I wasn't in there no one else was in there except them just nicholas and richard in a room alone together, mind the fact that there was no one else in the room
Her 1: that's so gay bruv
Guy 1: not gay specifically *sidenote* have you ever heard of gaylighting .
Her 1: what bruv
Guy 1: just found me one big thicc DiCkOlAs in my room and I wasn't in there no one else was in there except them just nicholas and richard in a room alone together, mind the fact that there was no one else in the room
Her 1: that's so gay bruv
Guy 1: not gay specifically *sidenote* have you ever heard of gaylighting .
by raddison gay September 26, 2021
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Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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Person A: Sorry I can't give you a ride home tonight.
Person B: It's 2am, you drove me here and you know my car has a flat!
Person A: Sorry, I can't. I'm Sorry (closes the door and heads for his car)
Person B: What a total fucking Dicklos.
Person B: It's 2am, you drove me here and you know my car has a flat!
Person A: Sorry, I can't. I'm Sorry (closes the door and heads for his car)
Person B: What a total fucking Dicklos.
by Jack Ace March 26, 2011
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