dickfart

a dick fart is when gay men are having sex and when 1 guys dick is n the other guys ass then the guy with the dick in his ass farts

When deuce and dustin were having gay sex deuce dickfarted when dustins dick was in his ass.

by rejioa December 26, 2007

dickfart

Gaseous secretion from a Male's penile tracts after a long, dedicated session of sexual intercourse.

"Billy's penis let out a long tasty dickfart after sex with Karen"

by Jake111111 January 25, 2009

dickfart

the word that females call a guy who is totally messed up
he is messed up n is the male version of a SLIME

these are the characteristics of a DICKFART

- they go out with girls only for sex
- they say they love u but they know its a lie
- they make u feel like something but then take that feeling back away from you
-they are always SEXYY n totally LOVABLE
-basically they are liars and FAKES

before : wow i'm so in love with keith
after : he lied to me n broke my heart. keith is sucha dickfart =/

by Chanelliepooh February 7, 2008

Dickfactuated

Struck by dick so hard you are now unable to even in any social setting.

I can't stop thinking about the dude I fucked last night, I'm so dickfactuated .

by Macki Morris September 5, 2017

Dick Fast

When you make a promise to God that you won't do anything impure with a man's genitalia. For one year.

Also known as 'dick fasting.'

Tym: "Justin, when is your dick fast up?"

Justin: "It's more like Ramadan for dick. I'm 7 months in and I've got 5 more to go."

by Bradleydvicious November 27, 2016

dickrastination

to be procrastinating and dicking around at the same time

Stop the dickrastination and get your work done!

by JDWine April 26, 2011

DickTaste

When someone constantly brags about getting laid, but never does and gets laughed about for years and years

'Dude i smashed Ashley so hard last night'

'Michael we all know you never did, stop acting like a DickTaste'

by L33gitFuk3ry April 1, 2017