devision

An ideology based on deceptive and typically balkanizing rhetoric used by incompetent politicians and criminal elites who attempt to convince the masses that if they could just kill or convert everyone who doesn't agree with them then the world would a perfect place to live.

Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"

Wise man: "Then why don't you shut up?"

Wakadoo: "Because I have a right to free speech"

Wise man: "Then why don't you speak up?"

Wakadoo: "Because its wrong to disagree"

Wise man: "Then how do you find the truth?"

Wakadoo: "I just watch the television or pray for guidance"

Wise man: "But television lies, and no proof of god exists"

Wakadoo: "You're just a hater!...and you smell funny!"

Wise man: "You're just saying that avoid debating the facts"

Wakadoo: "Silence is golden"

Wise man: "That's some devision you've got there, moron"

by Your liberator February 21, 2011

derison

A stupid goof, a mistake that shouldn't have happened and should never happen again, derived from a misspelling of derision

Man that kid can't spell derision, he's a real derison

by McDerison October 17, 2017

Denison

A mediocre liberal arts college located in East Bum, Ohio.

Guy 1: Dude, I drove past like 200 miles of pastures, cows and Ohio hicks to get here.

Guy 2: Welcome to Denison.

by Jesus^3 January 2, 2008

Frank Davison

The best person ever he can always make u smile he is the exact definition of perfect

Frank Davison is the best friend EVER

by franks bestie June 5, 2017

Devionte

A black guy who doesn't know how to type or even spell correctly.

Devionte was hard to understand after that sentence.

by CognitiveDissonance98 June 15, 2016

denison university

A safety school for tools who cannot gain admission to Kenyon College

- Yo dude, I'm going to Kenyon, did you get in?
- No man, I'll be going to Denison University.
- Haha that sucks. Tool.

by TimB88 August 22, 2008

Denison University Big Red

A small school in Granville, Ohio where all the rich stuck up daddy's girls and boys go to school. In Denison there are two things to do walk into "Downtown" which consist of two ice cream shops or get drunk starting at three in the afternoon. Denison wishes they were as good of a school as Kenyon but they never will be. They are known for Steve Carrel but he's just an actor. Denison is basically a school where the people that will be living off of mommy and daddy for the rest of their lives go to school. Basically people at Denison think they're sweet cause their dad was a doctor or a lawyer but most the people from DU turn out to be big zeros in life.

You are a Denison University Big Red?
Yes.
Oh was your daddy a doctor or a lawyer?

by John Andener October 10, 2010