Designer Doughnut

-Really expensive pastries with the designer of chefs signature over the doughnut/pastry using icing.
-To cum all over a females face while initialing ones initials.

-I bought these really expensive designer doughnuts for us today.
-I gave her a designer doughnut.

by Asvattha May 13, 2011

Devindra

THe most hottest guy youll ever meet! The sexiest and the most lovable Dude. That most likely, probably, certainly, has the longest, juciest, phattest cock on this planet. Every girl wants to be with him even if they are lesbians. Guys would turn gay just to see his face. Some legends say that his smile is the cure for cancer. His clothes are made from 1000% sheep, camel hump. This guy is amazingly cool. His breath is so fresh that he can freeze a lake just by spitting on it.

Did you see that guys third leg? Oh no wait it's just Devindra.

by Pedobear123456789 March 20, 2013

Garage Designer

Garage Designer - An everyday person who has done no study in design but thinks they are a designer. They produce artwork or designs in programs like Word and Paint. They use lots of colours and fonts, and have no idea about typography. These kind of people wish they were a designer but really they have no eye for design at all. Most graphic designers deal with Clients who 'think' they're designers.

My client creates coloured boxes on a page in Word and then puts words in each box about his business and connects them like a crossword. He thinks it's real cool to advertise his business this way!

"My client is such a Garage Designer... can't he stick to his own job"... anonymous graphic designer

by designer54 March 4, 2009

failure by designer jeans

a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"

"failure by designer jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
x2

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
x2

by connnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnor May 27, 2006

Graphic designer

An individual who does precise guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

You're a graphic designer Harry.

by #Magikarp November 7, 2019

demigender

when you're sometimes one gender (female/male), then sometimes agender/genderless

I'm a Demigirl, which means that my demigender is sometimes identifying as female, while other time as agender/gender nuetral.

by sexuallyattractedtopans September 22, 2015

devindespite

A female pimp. She's like a pimp ass batman, if you will. and she can fly. underwater.

did you see that chick devindespite? fucking pimp that girl is. got trappees in her muscles and biceps and shit.

by a pimp named teracottapie June 24, 2008