taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.
"Yo man, tried to catch the elevator last night, smelled like someone was baking bread."
"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
by yeastnelevator October 5, 2011

by Zombieboi24 October 18, 2016

The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes
by kurtbeans45 November 5, 2014

Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.
by Metalcoreskatrgirl November 26, 2013

The wielder of the master sword. A devanee is also a proud attender of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardy (gryffindor). She commands her pokemon with the power of the force to eliminate any and all Death Eaters around, and at the end of the day, she slaughters hordes of orcs while making sure frodo goes unharmed. Oh yeah, she's also a god, and the granddaughter of Gandalf. Her name must also not be spoken of.
by A fan of Devanee October 12, 2011

Currently taken. Has a fat cock and will only shove it in big black malakas. Without food, he would not live. He would look amazing with an Elvis Presley haircut.
by Screwviedy May 3, 2022
