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dirty devan

taking the elevator to the highest floor, having sex while the female is experiencing symptoms of a mild yeast infection that is agitated by unbreathable yoga pants.
"Yo man, tried to catch the elevator last night, smelled like someone was baking bread."

"Dude, do you think someone got a dirty devan?
by yeastnelevator October 5, 2011
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Devan's cock

The smallest penis know to man. You'd need some mighty fine equipment to see that small thing
Wow that guy had like no dick. He must have a Devan's Cock
by Zombieboi24 October 18, 2016
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Devan Morgan

The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes
Man that Devan Morgan is a fly ass brotha
by kurtbeans45 November 5, 2014
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devan michael ellis

Tall with hazel eyes and brown hair. He is The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Literally! He's cute and sexy and funny and romantic. He's like a giant teddy bear. All you want to do is hug him and never let go. You always feel protected when your with him. It's like he's your shield. Your shield of love. He's the best thing that's ever happened to you. You'll always love him. He could be described as a sexual fantasy. That's how good his sex is. He is fucking perfect.
by Metalcoreskatrgirl November 26, 2013
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Devanee

The wielder of the master sword. A devanee is also a proud attender of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardy (gryffindor). She commands her pokemon with the power of the force to eliminate any and all Death Eaters around, and at the end of the day, she slaughters hordes of orcs while making sure frodo goes unharmed. Oh yeah, she's also a god, and the granddaughter of Gandalf. Her name must also not be spoken of.
Devanee: "I bacon slapped a pig once, deal with it."
by A fan of Devanee October 12, 2011
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Devan Turk

Currently taken. Has a fat cock and will only shove it in big black malakas. Without food, he would not live. He would look amazing with an Elvis Presley haircut.
Devan Turk, the big burly man, has a giant horse cock.
by Screwviedy May 3, 2022
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